He was getting stressed, so I told him to have a beer.
Then I said that when he's done, we'll have cake.
He can have beer with his cake:
Or a cocktail if he prefers:
And the sun will be shining:
And we'll play music!
And there will be dancing:
And he'll get a gold star on his project!
And a thumbs up from his professor:
His professor will be rolling on the ground he'll be so happy he finished:
And I'll give him a kiss
And we'll have a big party with all his friends!
And I'll give him a bear hug:
And I'll make a movie about his life!
Then he'll wave to everyone:
And he'll shake hands as he gets his degree:
He'll put on his sunglasses because he's a cool dude
But for now, he has to sweat it out and try not to cry: